What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

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Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Which is better for your skin red light therapy or blue light therapy?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.